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NitrogenousBeing

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how do you breath up there? they must not be human

This sort of game takes me back to the frustrating days of text based computer games man some of those were poorly made... this is alright tho.

lol I was so frustrated I couldnt shoot the ride or the wheelbarrow or the hand rails
I never thought you could win by leaving the pool... shame on the lifeguard theres no way to save the fat kid even if you win he will be stuck on the moon...

JackSmack responds:

Yeah this was made in two days I didn't have time to go back and add all the other options like shoot wheelbarrow. Sorry.

amazing

What no trophy for beating it on the the most difficult settings?

NEVER MAKE R RESET AGAIN!!! It pissed me off so many times I accidentally reset like 10 times on the bosses when they had no health or I had just killed them and was trying to pick up their weapons. I tried to change R away from reset yet there is no option for reassigning that key. grr.

Really Really Cool

I think this is fantastic. I did have a action script crash when I jumped right before entering the mountain tho. This would make such an excellent full feature game.
Makes me wish I knew action script.

addicting but...

The final boss was way too easy. Although I think the whole game could have benefited from higher difficulty I only had to use those wings once in the very beginning to win.Also I found that the element stats were semi pointless and spells as well because attack spells seemed to be less effective than straight attacking and mana regeneration was so hard I could only use a heal spell twice in the whole game... lol on the final boss I insta-killed all but one of the monsters.I feel bad about killing him cause he was so weak and nice.Also I ran into one glitch where in magic there was a dagger icon... saving and going back fixed it tho.

lol

lol I found when it started going really fast I would just close my eyes and click works very well near the end cause underfill is like $250 and perfect is like 600 and if you upgrade the kegs it resets the refill cost to low again. Rather than deal with the drunk guy id just have 1 barrel in the store house and refill it right before he comes cause he comes at regular intervals.There doesn't really seem to be a way to win tho so I gave up.

Its an good graphics but there is not much to it so in the end its a meh game.

woah

I have never seen anything this long on newgrounds before but it is well worth the loading wait this game blew me away well done.

odd quiz

you know... lima beans do contain nitrogen... and I'm pretty sure avocados are poisons to most of those animals there...
and no I only had 5 failures. george bush, john dillinger, lima bean, avocado, and the octopus.

Dexudo responds:

umm... Actually lima beans does not contain nitrogen, they contain cyanide :)
avocados are really poisonous to birds :)

The 70 failures is just a joke I sure hope you understand.... sorry :)

I can still cheat

As I am writing this review I have some how cheated your game and the game is playing without a mouse to run into.Perhaps your anti cheat coding isn't enough. the timer is now over 8000...

irritating

The music is really irritating and the game crashed on me twice before I could compete all three levels. If an 8 bit game is able to cause lag on a recently updated computer like mine there has got to be a bug somewhere in the script. But if you take away the problems the game is what it is is supposed to be.

Pretty interesting

Lol I'm not sure it supposed to do this but multiple snakes appear when flash looses focus causing a glitch but kinda cool look.

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